First Rule of Fight Club was there is no Fight Club. Wondering how to keep my secret organization secret? You know, with the dearth of readers it seems like the best place to keep any secret is to post it, in words. People will never take the time to read words nowadays. My secrets are safe. Anyway, to deep out the dumbarses, use a large vocabulary. I have a big dic-tionary. So that is no problem for me. Yes, using big words and proper English grammar is the best dumbarse filter there is. Just read a book on Rene Descartes. He might have been a member of the Rosicrucians, but he kept it on the QT, on the down low.